The Day of Sandwich??

NEW HOLIDAY ALERT!! Oh yes, its WORLD WIDE SANDWICH DAY!!

This holiday is for all age's and people of every race and gender. This day came to be because of the historical Fourth Earl of Sandwich, John Montagu who invented the sandwich.



The annals of English history report that John Montagu was the 4th Earl of Sandwich. Among other things, the 4th Earl of Sandwich was a heavy gambler. Montagu often spent many long hours in London's gambling parlors. In 1762, he created the sandwich, by putting meat between two pieces of bread. This allowed him to remain at the gambling table for long periods of time. Obviously, the sandwich was named after him.



The traditions of this belove day is that at every mean, consume your favorite sandwich. You can try every sort and every kind. Chicken Teriaki, Meat lovers, Veggie or just plain ol' turkey!!

This day will take place September 1st of every year!

People can get ready for this day by going out the night before to any conveniant store and get every type of bread they want, and every type of spread they want. Also, there ARE sandwich hats!!! And if you do this tradition, you should wear brown pants to represent the bread, a brown hat to represent the top of the sandwich, then any shirt that you want for your fillings!!


This holiday has everything to do with what you want, every type of sandwich is eaten at each meal, again YOU CAN HAVE WHAT EVER YOU WANT!

So go out, buy some meat, and get ready for the best holiday on the planet!

YUUUUUM

NO MORE COLORS BESIDES BLACK AND WHITE

THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE!

And today im here to talk about it. You may not knowtise that now a days, we live in a Zebra free society, which for some people is good because latley there have been attempts at vandalizing those poor little animals!!! I dont know who dose this cruel thing to animals but i assure you, with the new law I want to pass, those people will be fined and taken down.
The first act would be to put survalence cameras all around the Zebra Sanctuary.
The second act would be to fine all of those who even attempt to go anywhere near the protected Zebras.
There are many more acts to come. But the only thing that matters is that we make sure Zebras stay the way they naturally are, BLACK AND WHITE. No more silly colors that people will laugh at.
Now, if anyone tries to break this law, they will be fined $1000 dollers and have to do atleast 20 hours of community service. Also, they will have to groom and wash and take care of the Zebras that they vandalized.
This is a serious matter, that is why im taking drastic measures and patitioning so that the higher authoritys understand that...

PAINTING ZEBRAS PRETTY NEON COLORS IS WRONG!!

Thank you :)