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BEFORE THE SCENE, HERE'S WHAT YOU MISSED::

ARTHUR: There it is! The Bridge of Death!

ROBIN: Oh, great. KNIGHT: Look!

ARTHUR: There's the old man from Scene 24!

BEDEMIR: What is he doing here?

ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller five questions-- KNIGHT: Three questions.

ARTHUR: Three questions. He who answers the five questions--

KNIGHT: Three questions.

ARTHUR: Three questions may cross in safety.

ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong?

ARTHUR: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

ROBIN: Oh, I won't go.

KNIGHT: Who's going to answer the questions?

ARTHUR: Sir Robin!

ROBIN: Yes?

ARTHUR: Brave Sir Robin, you go.

ROBIN: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Launcelot go?

LAUNCELOT: Yes, let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east--

ARTHUR: No, no, hang on, hang on, hang on! Just answer the five questions--

KNIGHT: Three questions.

ARTHUR: Three questions as best you can. And we shall watch... and pray.

LAUNCELOT: I understand, my liege.

ARTHUR: Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. God be with you.

SCENE 24;

Night. Bridge.

KEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.

LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.

KEEPER: What is your name?

LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.

KEEPER: What is your quest?

LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.

KEEPER: What is your favorite color?

LAUNCELOT: Blue.

KEEPER: Right. Off you go.

LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

ROBIN: That's easy!

KEEPER: Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.

ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.

KEEPER: What is your name?

ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.

KEEPER: What is your quest?

ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.

KEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria?

ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?

GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.

KEEPER: What is your quest?

GALAHAD: I seek the Holy Grail.

KEEPER: What is your favorite color?

GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!

KEEPER: Heh heh. Stop! What is your name?

ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.

KEEPER: What is your quest?

ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.

KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

KEEPER: What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

BEDEMIR: How do know so much about swallows?

ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.

END

I picked this movie snipit because its so incredibly dumb and stupid, that i almost wet my pants the first time I watched the whole thing all the way through. Effects or narration added to the script helps the actors as well as the directors get into character even more, so in this scene, it would be beneficial to add some big booms and creepy guys if you know what i mean. Some things i would add to the script to add more effect than just having the dialogue would be the dramatic EXPLOSIONS. Including the fire balls and the creaking bridge. Plus the emotion the actors could probably get. But we could add it in to add even more drama to the whole 'three questions' madness. Another fun thing to add would be the reactions of the other cast members as the others were thrown off the bridge, to add some more dramatic charictar. Over all the scenes were done really well and make sure you know your birds!

oh the wonders of...

EMOTIONS!!!

I can smile all day,

My smile never fades away,

I think you should too!

I dont like to cry..

I never cry when i laugh,

So i love to laugh!

I hate throwing up,

It looks like nasty fish butt,

Dont throw up on me!

[ That last emotion i wrote about was the feeling of being sick ,

if you didnt guess it.

I mean come on.

who likes to see people blow chunks infront of your face?

not me. Ick ]

The Day of Sandwich??

NEW HOLIDAY ALERT!! Oh yes, its WORLD WIDE SANDWICH DAY!!

This holiday is for all age's and people of every race and gender. This day came to be because of the historical Fourth Earl of Sandwich, John Montagu who invented the sandwich.



The annals of English history report that John Montagu was the 4th Earl of Sandwich. Among other things, the 4th Earl of Sandwich was a heavy gambler. Montagu often spent many long hours in London's gambling parlors. In 1762, he created the sandwich, by putting meat between two pieces of bread. This allowed him to remain at the gambling table for long periods of time. Obviously, the sandwich was named after him.



The traditions of this belove day is that at every mean, consume your favorite sandwich. You can try every sort and every kind. Chicken Teriaki, Meat lovers, Veggie or just plain ol' turkey!!

This day will take place September 1st of every year!

People can get ready for this day by going out the night before to any conveniant store and get every type of bread they want, and every type of spread they want. Also, there ARE sandwich hats!!! And if you do this tradition, you should wear brown pants to represent the bread, a brown hat to represent the top of the sandwich, then any shirt that you want for your fillings!!


This holiday has everything to do with what you want, every type of sandwich is eaten at each meal, again YOU CAN HAVE WHAT EVER YOU WANT!

So go out, buy some meat, and get ready for the best holiday on the planet!

YUUUUUM

NO MORE COLORS BESIDES BLACK AND WHITE

THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE!

And today im here to talk about it. You may not knowtise that now a days, we live in a Zebra free society, which for some people is good because latley there have been attempts at vandalizing those poor little animals!!! I dont know who dose this cruel thing to animals but i assure you, with the new law I want to pass, those people will be fined and taken down.
The first act would be to put survalence cameras all around the Zebra Sanctuary.
The second act would be to fine all of those who even attempt to go anywhere near the protected Zebras.
There are many more acts to come. But the only thing that matters is that we make sure Zebras stay the way they naturally are, BLACK AND WHITE. No more silly colors that people will laugh at.
Now, if anyone tries to break this law, they will be fined $1000 dollers and have to do atleast 20 hours of community service. Also, they will have to groom and wash and take care of the Zebras that they vandalized.
This is a serious matter, that is why im taking drastic measures and patitioning so that the higher authoritys understand that...

PAINTING ZEBRAS PRETTY NEON COLORS IS WRONG!!

Thank you :)

duck duck.. jaguire?

Yes people its true. I have created the most cute and fast aminal on the whole planet. The 'Duckuire'. This is no ordinary experiment gone wrong, this cute and fuzzy little quacking..thing has caught eyes from all around the planet. He, or she, what ever it may be, loves to climb trees and has the ability to quack into your hearts. This guy has the personality of a lovable dog too. It knows when you are sad so it comforts you when needed. Also, the little sweety pie has an appetite for anything! It can actually run up to speeds of 70mph!!! Crazy? Insaine? I think no, i think this little guy could be the next cat! Or something like it. It also loves to bathe in the sun for hours, its a very lazy creature. It lives for about 18 to 20 years old, good with little kids and loves eating bugs..yum. Yes its true, matinence is crucial so if you want a kid but arnt ready for the responsibility, this little fella loves alone time too. So if you need a pet that is a cat with a twist, this is the chick that will quack at your every need.

something INCREADIBLE

Today i would like to introduce you to something amazing. Now you may have heard of this you may have not, but today i would like to try to persuade you to feast your eyes on the most increadible product made for you athlets, astronauts, moms and dads, and even children! Its THE AMAZING FOOD GUM. Yes folks, gum of all flavors and sorts. Willy Wonka may have publicized it but oh no dont be foold by that idea stealer, hah! We at Yumm-a-Gumm give you a hundred percent guarentee that our gum will satisfy all your aches and pains of hunger! Want a smoothie? Weve got one for that! Anything you want, weve got it, we specialize in people and people only. Yummy treats and healthy foods for kids of all ages, and even prune flavored for your granny. And an amazing gift for someone you like! The flavors can come in anything you desire to eat, like whole meals of steak and pashed potatoes, or even sweet chocolate ice cream! The amazing thing about this product is that you will never be dissatisfied with your flavors.

The Sandman

I Am Amazing;
And you all know IT. After all the best movies i have given you, and all the great pick up lines and what not, you hate me. But only like 1 out of a billion do. And just because my head is egged shaped dosnt mean anything, it means my brain is bigger...possibly. I gave out some great acting and singing too! Movies like 'Caddyshack', 'Billy Madison','50 First Dates','I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry' 'The Wedding Singer' EXCETERA. I dont think anyone can admit they hate me, plus all my material and my CD's are sooooo hilarioius. So stop the hating because you love me and you know it.

*#!& YOU ADAM!
''He's the most obnoxious and irritating actor ever to have existed. He cannot act, he isn't funny and his movies are shit.'' So true. all he ever dose is complain and give crappy songs and movies. Even though the pick-up lines are amazing, he shouldnt be allowed to be given the greatest comedian actor or what ever, because he sucks plain and simple. ----> http://www.last.fm/group/I+hate+Adam+Sandler <---- Go here if you want to hear some crappy songs and some reviews. Theres not too much more to say except Tom Cruise is wrong when he was talking about this 'Sandman', wich by the way is a stupid name, because all he dose is yell and scream in that loud annoying voice. Plus he has an egg head. yes an egg head.

Drumline

Older Peeps!
Another exciting day of typing and blogging, obviously :) so i thought i would talk to you about the fun summer features of drum line. so yada yada we go through the school year for band then the second week we get out drum line starts from 8am till 5pm everyday Monday through Friday. Marching in the hot 90 degree heat and playing for hours on end. Yes there is a nice 45 minute lunch break, then its off to more marching and playing and repeating that for the week. Then the nice summer and then two weeks before school starts we have to do it all over again, but instead of starting right away, we then go from 12am till 4pm, then we have to march with the rest of the band six pm till nine pm. Its worth the practicing because we have to be precise on everything we do, but still, i could live without it..no i couldn't, but i could live without the marching :D

Kids!
Today im going to tell you about drumline! after school in the summer, we go to school again and a whole bunch of us get up real early and get together and play on our big drums. then we go outside and run around in a straight line together. only for one week though. Then on the second to last week of summer, we do it again! we get to play at football games and do lots of fun stuff durring school!