duck duck.. jaguire?

Yes people its true. I have created the most cute and fast aminal on the whole planet. The 'Duckuire'. This is no ordinary experiment gone wrong, this cute and fuzzy little quacking..thing has caught eyes from all around the planet. He, or she, what ever it may be, loves to climb trees and has the ability to quack into your hearts. This guy has the personality of a lovable dog too. It knows when you are sad so it comforts you when needed. Also, the little sweety pie has an appetite for anything! It can actually run up to speeds of 70mph!!! Crazy? Insaine? I think no, i think this little guy could be the next cat! Or something like it. It also loves to bathe in the sun for hours, its a very lazy creature. It lives for about 18 to 20 years old, good with little kids and loves eating bugs..yum. Yes its true, matinence is crucial so if you want a kid but arnt ready for the responsibility, this little fella loves alone time too. So if you need a pet that is a cat with a twist, this is the chick that will quack at your every need.

something INCREADIBLE

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