oh no.... i cant bare it!!

PUPPIES!!!




Um yeah duh everyone likes those smushy, tiny, stinky but cuddly little fuzz balls. Whats not to like? Besides the pooping in the house, or in your shoe. Or even the poop in the shoe that has been toarn up into a million pieces. But we dont get mad, we are like "oh thats ok, hes just a puppy." But really, we are pissed because as cute as they are, we wish they were older and less cute so we could punish them.
I think it is a good review because who can ever resist a good lick to the face, or toes, or arm... Or everything it can poop on, you know puppies.
A few things about these little guys are that they love, well, love! Plus they need to have room to run, no matter what size they will grow up to be. They also need to be cared for! Below are some good and helpfull tips for taking care of these little guys!



1.Buy what is needed for your puppy. Here is a list to get you started.
*Two metal bowls. These are better than glass because they do not chip and stay cleaner. One for food and one for water.
*A puppy bed. Some options are: crate with a crate pillow, a snuggle nest, or a wicker basket with alot of towels. Whatever you choose, make sure it is always soft, comfy, and dry.Aslo keep in hand for a blanket in case of cool weather.
*Toys. Your puppy will be a ball of boundless energy, so make sure you get plenty of toys. You should have chew toys and soft toys . Make sure the toys are indestructible ,if not your pup can choke and die. Also remember that you should not give rawhide to pups as a toy. It's only for treats.
*Puppy treats. Make sure you get a variety: Crunchy and soft. The soft will be good for training, and the crunchy will help clean teeth.
*Puppy food: Make sure you get canned and dry. Never attempt to feed your puppy a whole raw diet. It may not have all the nutrients that store-bought food has. Also, don't make homemade puppy food. Homemade dog food is for adult dogs only.
*Basic grooming tools. Get a bristle brush, comb, rubber gloves, nail clippers, dog shampoo, dog conditioner, dog toothpaste, toothbrush, and towels.
*A harness and tag. Get a nylon harness, and metal tag. Do not use a collar while walking puppies. It hurts their neck. Start using a collar at 6 months of age at the least. Remember when sizing the harness that puppies will grow.
2.Make sure that the puppy you are getting is right for you. Does its coat suit your climate? Is it small enough to live in your apartment? Do you have the time to walk this large breed every day?
3.Show your puppy around the house as soon as you bring him home. Let him walk in all the rooms and backyard. This will make him more comfortable.
4.Leave a radio on for your puppy when not at home. This will make him feel safer.
5.Come home frequently to check on your puppy. Sometimes they get scared and sometimes they get hungry.
6.Groom your puppy every day. Brush his coat, clean his ears, and wipe his eyes.
7.Feed your puppy three times a day. Feed him dry in the morning, half dry and half wet in the afternoon, and wet at night. This will give him a variety. Be sure to size the portions appropriately for your puppy.
8.Walk your puppy on a short, 5-minute walk every day or every two to three days. Any more will make him too tired and hurt his joints. Exercise him with playing fetch every day also.
9.Train your puppy basic obedience commands, and start potty training him the day you get him. This will make him more enjoyable to be around.
10.Take your puppy on regular car rides to get him used to traveling with you. Otherwise, every time you get in the car he will think "WE ARE GOING TO THE VET!!! NOOOOO!!!". Then, he will start whining, and it will just get you frustrated.
11.Socialize him by bringing him to a puppy obedience class once a week. This will help him learn how to act around unfamiliar dogs and people.
12.Schedule a vet check-up for your puppy at least every six months. Also, schedule vet appointments for the proper vaccinations. Teach your puppy that going to the vet is an enjoyable (or at least tolerable) experience by bringing treats with you while you are there.
13.Bathe your puppy at least once a week.
14.Make sure you train your puppy on where the potty is (usually on newspaper), you don't want the puppy pooping everywhere.
15.Spend all the time you have with your puppy. He won't be little for long.



Puppies are very different from dogs, they require almost twice as much attention and twice the training. Even though they are cute, do not get one untill you think you are ready for a whole lot of responsability!
I would rate puppies a 22 out of 10!

Mynd you, m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti ...

BEFORE THE SCENE, HERE'S WHAT YOU MISSED::

ARTHUR: There it is! The Bridge of Death!

ROBIN: Oh, great. KNIGHT: Look!

ARTHUR: There's the old man from Scene 24!

BEDEMIR: What is he doing here?

ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller five questions-- KNIGHT: Three questions.

ARTHUR: Three questions. He who answers the five questions--

KNIGHT: Three questions.

ARTHUR: Three questions may cross in safety.

ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong?

ARTHUR: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

ROBIN: Oh, I won't go.

KNIGHT: Who's going to answer the questions?

ARTHUR: Sir Robin!

ROBIN: Yes?

ARTHUR: Brave Sir Robin, you go.

ROBIN: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Launcelot go?

LAUNCELOT: Yes, let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east--

ARTHUR: No, no, hang on, hang on, hang on! Just answer the five questions--

KNIGHT: Three questions.

ARTHUR: Three questions as best you can. And we shall watch... and pray.

LAUNCELOT: I understand, my liege.

ARTHUR: Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. God be with you.

SCENE 24;

Night. Bridge.

KEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.

LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.

KEEPER: What is your name?

LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.

KEEPER: What is your quest?

LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.

KEEPER: What is your favorite color?

LAUNCELOT: Blue.

KEEPER: Right. Off you go.

LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

ROBIN: That's easy!

KEEPER: Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.

ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.

KEEPER: What is your name?

ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.

KEEPER: What is your quest?

ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.

KEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria?

ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?

GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.

KEEPER: What is your quest?

GALAHAD: I seek the Holy Grail.

KEEPER: What is your favorite color?

GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!

KEEPER: Heh heh. Stop! What is your name?

ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons.

KEEPER: What is your quest?

ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.

KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

KEEPER: What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

BEDEMIR: How do know so much about swallows?

ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.

END

I picked this movie snipit because its so incredibly dumb and stupid, that i almost wet my pants the first time I watched the whole thing all the way through. Effects or narration added to the script helps the actors as well as the directors get into character even more, so in this scene, it would be beneficial to add some big booms and creepy guys if you know what i mean. Some things i would add to the script to add more effect than just having the dialogue would be the dramatic EXPLOSIONS. Including the fire balls and the creaking bridge. Plus the emotion the actors could probably get. But we could add it in to add even more drama to the whole 'three questions' madness. Another fun thing to add would be the reactions of the other cast members as the others were thrown off the bridge, to add some more dramatic charictar. Over all the scenes were done really well and make sure you know your birds!

oh the wonders of...

EMOTIONS!!!

I can smile all day,

My smile never fades away,

I think you should too!

I dont like to cry..

I never cry when i laugh,

So i love to laugh!

I hate throwing up,

It looks like nasty fish butt,

Dont throw up on me!

[ That last emotion i wrote about was the feeling of being sick ,

if you didnt guess it.

I mean come on.

who likes to see people blow chunks infront of your face?

not me. Ick ]

The Day of Sandwich??

NEW HOLIDAY ALERT!! Oh yes, its WORLD WIDE SANDWICH DAY!!

This holiday is for all age's and people of every race and gender. This day came to be because of the historical Fourth Earl of Sandwich, John Montagu who invented the sandwich.



The annals of English history report that John Montagu was the 4th Earl of Sandwich. Among other things, the 4th Earl of Sandwich was a heavy gambler. Montagu often spent many long hours in London's gambling parlors. In 1762, he created the sandwich, by putting meat between two pieces of bread. This allowed him to remain at the gambling table for long periods of time. Obviously, the sandwich was named after him.



The traditions of this belove day is that at every mean, consume your favorite sandwich. You can try every sort and every kind. Chicken Teriaki, Meat lovers, Veggie or just plain ol' turkey!!

This day will take place September 1st of every year!

People can get ready for this day by going out the night before to any conveniant store and get every type of bread they want, and every type of spread they want. Also, there ARE sandwich hats!!! And if you do this tradition, you should wear brown pants to represent the bread, a brown hat to represent the top of the sandwich, then any shirt that you want for your fillings!!


This holiday has everything to do with what you want, every type of sandwich is eaten at each meal, again YOU CAN HAVE WHAT EVER YOU WANT!

So go out, buy some meat, and get ready for the best holiday on the planet!

YUUUUUM

NO MORE COLORS BESIDES BLACK AND WHITE

THIS IS A SERIOUS ISSUE!

And today im here to talk about it. You may not knowtise that now a days, we live in a Zebra free society, which for some people is good because latley there have been attempts at vandalizing those poor little animals!!! I dont know who dose this cruel thing to animals but i assure you, with the new law I want to pass, those people will be fined and taken down.
The first act would be to put survalence cameras all around the Zebra Sanctuary.
The second act would be to fine all of those who even attempt to go anywhere near the protected Zebras.
There are many more acts to come. But the only thing that matters is that we make sure Zebras stay the way they naturally are, BLACK AND WHITE. No more silly colors that people will laugh at.
Now, if anyone tries to break this law, they will be fined $1000 dollers and have to do atleast 20 hours of community service. Also, they will have to groom and wash and take care of the Zebras that they vandalized.
This is a serious matter, that is why im taking drastic measures and patitioning so that the higher authoritys understand that...

PAINTING ZEBRAS PRETTY NEON COLORS IS WRONG!!

Thank you :)

duck duck.. jaguire?

Yes people its true. I have created the most cute and fast aminal on the whole planet. The 'Duckuire'. This is no ordinary experiment gone wrong, this cute and fuzzy little quacking..thing has caught eyes from all around the planet. He, or she, what ever it may be, loves to climb trees and has the ability to quack into your hearts. This guy has the personality of a lovable dog too. It knows when you are sad so it comforts you when needed. Also, the little sweety pie has an appetite for anything! It can actually run up to speeds of 70mph!!! Crazy? Insaine? I think no, i think this little guy could be the next cat! Or something like it. It also loves to bathe in the sun for hours, its a very lazy creature. It lives for about 18 to 20 years old, good with little kids and loves eating bugs..yum. Yes its true, matinence is crucial so if you want a kid but arnt ready for the responsibility, this little fella loves alone time too. So if you need a pet that is a cat with a twist, this is the chick that will quack at your every need.

something INCREADIBLE

Today i would like to introduce you to something amazing. Now you may have heard of this you may have not, but today i would like to try to persuade you to feast your eyes on the most increadible product made for you athlets, astronauts, moms and dads, and even children! Its THE AMAZING FOOD GUM. Yes folks, gum of all flavors and sorts. Willy Wonka may have publicized it but oh no dont be foold by that idea stealer, hah! We at Yumm-a-Gumm give you a hundred percent guarentee that our gum will satisfy all your aches and pains of hunger! Want a smoothie? Weve got one for that! Anything you want, weve got it, we specialize in people and people only. Yummy treats and healthy foods for kids of all ages, and even prune flavored for your granny. And an amazing gift for someone you like! The flavors can come in anything you desire to eat, like whole meals of steak and pashed potatoes, or even sweet chocolate ice cream! The amazing thing about this product is that you will never be dissatisfied with your flavors.