Today i would like to introduce you to something amazing. Now you may have heard of this you may have not, but today i would like to try to persuade you to feast your eyes on the most increadible product made for you athlets, astronauts, moms and dads, and even children! Its THE AMAZING FOOD GUM. Yes folks, gum of all flavors and sorts. Willy Wonka may have publicized it but oh no dont be foold by that idea stealer, hah! We at Yumm-a-Gumm give you a hundred percent guarentee that our gum will satisfy all your aches and pains of hunger! Want a smoothie? Weve got one for that! Anything you want, weve got it, we specialize in people and people only. Yummy treats and healthy foods for kids of all ages, and even prune flavored for your granny. And an amazing gift for someone you like! The flavors can come in anything you desire to eat, like whole meals of steak and pashed potatoes, or even sweet chocolate ice cream! The amazing thing about this product is that you will never be dissatisfied with your flavors.
1 comment:
i think that i would buy this. you did a great job selling me your product. i like how you really emphasized the unlimited amount of flavors. i just want to know how much some of them would be. i want some.
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